The SF police department has been keeping busy trying to crack down on a rash of lewd and lascivious behavior in Golden Gate Park and the Upper Castro District of San Francisco. According to reports, a group of homeless kittens have been posting in the “casual encounters” section of craigslist.org offering discrete sexual services in undisclosed locations. A recent posting reads:

2 well trained kittens in a basket are offering discreet, no-strings-attached oral service through gloryhole in a semi-private location.
No PNP but poppers and 420 friendly.
Str8 or married a plus+++.

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