Archive for the ‘Madcap’ Category

I Have a Dream

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

The year is 2013.

In my dream I travel the continent in a refurbished 1965 VW van retro-fitted with a solar/hydrogen converted engine. It runs on water and sunlight. Every morning I wake up, practice yoga and do some creative work on my solar powered laptop. I hear a rustling coming from the back of the van. It’s my lover. He complains that he is cold and demands that I come back to bed to keep him warm. Everything is simple. We stay in bed all day. If you want to sponsor my dream please contact me

NAIL ME TO MY CAR And I’ll Tell You Who You Are

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

Joe the Lion, went to a bar
A couple of drinks on the house
and he said “Tell you who you are if you nail me to my car”

David Bowie – Heroes 1977

Kelly – Shoes the Full Version

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

With 34,349,156 views, Liam Kyle Sullivan wins the award for most infectious YouTube video of the decade.

Tuning in and TURNING ON

Monday, March 1st, 2010

Unhappy Hipsters

Saturday, February 20th, 2010



“Even in your company, I feel so alone.

Yes, Yes, I know, everyone is pointing at this year’s super blog tribute to loneliness and modernity. I have to say, I love it. A great example of taking a more conceptual bent in the blogosphere. Brilliant.

Check out UnHappyHipsters.com.

FUCK – GLORY HOLE KITTENS

Friday, February 19th, 2010

The SF police department has been keeping busy trying to crack down on a rash of lewd and lascivious behavior in Golden Gate Park and the Upper Castro District of San Francisco. According to reports, a group of homeless kittens have been posting in the “casual encounters” section of craigslist.org offering discrete sexual services in undisclosed locations. A recent posting reads:

2 well trained kittens in a basket are offering discreet, no-strings-attached oral service through gloryhole in a semi-private location.
No PNP but poppers and 420 friendly.
Str8 or married a plus+++.

FREEDOM CANNOT BE BOUGHT
OR SECURED

HEAVEN… Is a place, where nothing, ever happens

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

For those wondering what to get me for my birthday

White Darkness

Monday, February 15th, 2010

Friday, February 12th, 2010


WILL YOU BE MINE?

Vagina Power

Thursday, February 4th, 2010

Friday, January 29th, 2010



Yes honey, I’ll be ready to go to the show after I check my Manhunt account and masturbate to online porn for 3 hours.

Tuesday, January 26th, 2010

END ALL CORPORATE RELATIONS NOW!

The Groovy Dancing Girl

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

I want to make her a star