Serge Gainsbourg – Appreciation Week
April 20th, 2012
My Role Model.
Just wanted to let you know that I am officially pronouncing this week Serge Gainsbourg appreciation week.
In honor of Serge I will be smoking a cigarette naked in front of my webcam and posting it on youtube later this week.
Porque?
He became an internationally famous pop singer who could barely sing…my role model!
He didn’t photograph well so surrounded himself with mod-french-style and beautiful young women for publicity photos giving the illusion that he was desirable.
He told Whitney Houston that he wanted to fuck her pussy on a live french TV show..and burned a 500 franc note in protest of the bourgeois.
He appeared half-naked with his 14 year old daughter in his pop video “Lemon Incest”
Brigitte Bardot & Serge Gainsbourg – Bonnie & Clyde
Serge and Brigitte Bardot – Comic Strip
France Gall & Serge Gainsbourg
Lemon Incest (with now famous daughter Charlotte Gainsbourg)
A fashion blog recently dissected his look and tells you where to buy it:
How to get the Serge Gainsbourg “Look”
On television drunk with Whitney Houston:
bourgeois
Pronunciation: \ˈbu rzh-ˌwä also ˈbu zh- or ˈbüzh- or bu rzh-ˈ\
Date: circa 1565
2 : marked by a concern for material interests and respectability and a tendency toward mediocrity
3 : dominated by commercial and industrial interests : capitalistic
FUCK – The Gloryhole Kittens are Back
March 25th, 2012
Apparently, the kittens videotape the encounters on a hidden webcam and then use the images to blackmail the unsuspecting visitors.
DJ BUS STATION JOHN’S 50TH BIRTHDAY BASH!
January 8th, 2011
I’ve been saving a Quaalude in my freezer for such an occasion.
When? Sunday, January 23rd, 7PM-2AM
What? A 7-HOUR MARATHON TEA DANCE! : PRESENTED BY HONEY SUNDAYS
Where? THE HOLY COW : 1535 FOLSOM at 11th
NOTE: Bus Station John will be spinning 7-9 & 12-2, with honey djs in between & a special performance @ midnite!
I want to be a STAR
January 8th, 2011
Having once been a rising pop star myself, I can always sense the kind of ambition and good looks that lead to success and super stardom. Case in point. Richard, one of my dear readers , submitted this self portrait premiering his NEW look for 2011. This is BEYOND new. This look is so fresh and now that I’m sending it over to my friends at The Satorialist!
EAT – Dynamo Donuts
January 7th, 2011
Donuts are back. Long live donuts.
This week, a friend and I finally visited Dynamo Donuts which was opened by Sara Spearin who previously held illustrious pastry posts at Liberty Café, Bi-Rite Creamery and Stars, to name just three spots.
Aside from their exquisite coffee, we indulged in their apricot cardamom, lemon pistachio, ginger orange, maple glazed bacon apple, vanilla bean and chocolate rose donuts…a delicious and well balanced meal indeed!
*****5 million stars
DYNAMO DONUTS @ 2760 24th Street in San Francisco’s Mission District. They’re closed Mondays and open from 7am – 5pm, Tuesday-Saturday and from 9am – 4pm Sundays. If you’re hoping to nab the maple glazed bacon apple donut, be in line before noon!
Hard French Winter Ball – JAN 29th
January 6th, 2011
The First Annual Hard French Winter Ball
OOHHH…A weekend of soul music debauchery, performance and a formal dance party at a haunted lodge in the Santa Cruz Mountains. Sounds like my kind of fun. I like Hard French. I like the music. I like the energy. I like the unpretentious mix of people who attend. I like the french kissing on the dancefloor. Tickets are selling in advance at Evenbrite
The Historic Brookdale Lodge
January 29th, 2011, 21 +
6pm – 9pm: Drag Karaoke Happy Hour at the Brookdale Bar
9:30pm – 2:00am: Winter Ball in the Mermaid Room
hosted by Lil Miss Hot Mess (LMHM)
PRAY Be Water NOW!
January 1st, 2011
I know…you’ve all been waiting for it. Here is your official EPF survival guide for navigating 2011. Brought to you by Bruce Lee.
Empty your mind
Be formless…shapeless. Like water
Now you put water into a cup..it becomes a cup
Put it into a teapot..it become a teapot
Now water can flow or creep or drip or CRASH
Be water my friend
THE IRREPRESSIBLES – The Lady is Dead
January 1st, 2011
Wow. I love this amazing new video by THE IRREPRESSIBLES!
In, In, In
